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Christmas Eve
Dad in Melbourne
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Chocolate Mountain
I've totalled up the Christmas chocolate mountain now, and Cadbury's need have no fear of my Easter Egg boycott. We'll still be eating what we have at Easter...
We're going under, captain!
OK, so I was never going to topple a multi-national confectionery conglomerate in one sitting, but I think I might have enough chocolate in the house to fell an elephant in one sitting.
With immediate effect, you are all banned from buying sweets for the children! If they press you, make them eat the coins instead.